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Some Beekeeping / Bee jokes !
Contact us if you have more bee jokes at ghostcreekhoney@gmail.com
Here are some free-use bee jokes perfect for sharing, laughing, and spreading the buzz:
- Why did the beekeeper give 13 bees instead of 12? Because it’s a freebee.
- What do you call a bee that doesn’t cost anything? A freebee.
- I went to the beekeeper to buy some bees. All the bees had price tags—except one. It was a freebee.
- What did the bee say to the flower?“Hey, honey!”
- Why did the bee go to the doctor? It had hives.
- What do bees chew? Bumble gum.
- What’s a bee’s favorite band? The Bee Gees.
- What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.
- What do you call a bee that’s been put under a spell? Bee-witched.
- What did the bee say to the naughty bee? “Bee-hive yourself!”
These jokes are free to use, share, and enjoy—no sting required. Perfect for kids, classrooms, or light-hearted moments!